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YIPPY SKIPPY YOU LIKE ME

Rape Children is almost sold out. I guess there are only a handful left. Go here, if you haven't already bought it.

Four Short Poems (we all wanted to cry but we just laughed for a bit instead)

You Might Be Running Out Of Time To Accomplish Whatever It Is That Makes You Behave The Funny Way You Do

have you ever drank
cheap red wine
out of a ginger ale
bottle on the train?

There Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of, Unless You Are Talking About Those Overly Sentimental Conversations You Have Late At Night With Drunk Friends

i smelled his book
while he touched
my father's tooth

Some Day I Hope There Is A Song With My Name In The Title, But Not Actually About Me, But The Odds Of That Happening Are Against Me Because My Name Is Just A Little Bit Unusual

you are not nostalgic
for things before
your time
i just don't
understand that

Widespread Global Panic Is Maybe The Only Thing That I Can't Imagine Actually Happening, And Thinking About It Makes Me Wistful For Things That Never Happened

"I looked up my missing and exploited children's report online today and they spelled my name wrong. No wonder they never found me."

MPL Chapbook Now Available

You can buy my chapbook Rape Children now for $3.

I really like MLP books. I have a full 18 volume subscription. I recommend doing this. J.A. Tyler has a really good handle on the style of his micro press and every month you get three little books in the mail. I really love little book day. So do my roommates.

Gustaf

Holy crap! What a nice magazine! I'm really happy to be included in such a great line up and with so many friends. Seriously folks, not a bad page in the thing.

Jon Hojlund Arnfred
Crispin Best
Arne Borge
Jimmy Chen
Noah Cicero
Wagner Israel Cilio III
David Fishkind
Brandon Scott Gorrell
Paul Habeeb
Brandon Hobson
Victoria Kielland
Sara Johanne Bjerkvik Leinaas
Tao Lin
Ryan Manning
Chelsea Martin
Astrid Hygen Meyer
Audun Mortensen
Sam Pink
Matthew Savoca
Nathan Tyree
Hanne Ulla
Jon Vaughn
Fredrik Wilhelmsen

Buy it here for what I think to be extremely affordable. Don't be cheap dudes (dudettes).