It's really incredible. I enjoyed it so much I read it twice in an hour.
Read it here.
Here is a gchat that i just had with Matthew:
me: do you have a cat?
Matthew: i have a tattoo of my cat
Matthew: it's on my forearm
a cross between my cat and the old black cat firecrackers logo
kitties are zee best
Matthew: he was, unsurprisingly, unimpressed
Matthew: but when it was healing, it smelled like a wound
so he would try to lick it
cats are sorta gorss
there it is
me: my cat licks my hair when i sleep