Friday, July 25, 2008

is it narcissistic that im attracted to you even though we look similar?

i don’t care
what you used to do for a living
and
i don’t really have any intrest
in saving you
what i do want
is to take downers
with you
and lay on the floor
together
with your cat
stepping between us
and my favorite
ten dollar bottle of
dry prosecco

you are the
smartest person
i have ever met
lets just lay there
and admire each others
bodies
while you tell me
every thing you know

you choose the topic
i don’t care
just let me count your
freckles
and maybe do that thing
where you cover
your mouth
when my joke makes you laugh

i like the dress
with the blue butterflies
would you mind wearing
that?
and no panties please
in case i get tired
of hearing you talk

i wanted to tell you
the other night
when you were telling
me about your family
that i really like
your big fat ass

Monday, July 21, 2008

please?

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Sunday, July 20, 2008

a nothing sort of thing, you know?

i went out tonight
some of my friends were there
everyone i knew seemed upset
or irritated
i drank beer and listened to poetry
i thought about my new job
and felt horrible
someone asked me about it
and then said he changed his mind-
that he didn't want to know
and i felt really horrible about
my ability to make decisions
in my life
i looked at pepe a lot
so i didn't have to look at anyone else
because i felt disgusting
the thing is
i don't really want to talk about it
either
after the last poet
i left shortly
with pepe
feeling dejected and mostly unwanted
and i hoped the whole ride home
trish would be on gchat
so i could ask her some questions

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Friday, July 11, 2008

rotten spring onions



Chris Killen wrote a little story about his trip to NYC and the reading we all went to. It make me laugh a lot.

MEOW MEOW WUFF

i think if there is an award for most often linked on 3am magazine without ever being published by 3am magazine i might be a very good candidate. can someone arrange this? chris? tao? i think the prize should be a pretty tutu.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

tutu

will someone please buy me a tutu? there are cheap ones but what i really want is a classical tutu in either the russian or spanish style in black, white, eggshell or dusty pink with no embroidery. red would be okay too i guess. i am a size 4. if you buy me a tutu i will beat you up, free of charge. or if you want, i could just tie you to a radiator.

*also*

congrats to shane jones, for being a grown up and also for getting his book published. i like shane and his work a lot. i hope many many many people buy his book.

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

drunk and alone taking pictures of my cat and myself







i think delores might be 'special' like my brother (note her facial expression in the last photo, that is her calm face)

and a bonus picture of zac and i looking like we abuse cocaine

how to earn a free cheeseburger


photo by Dusty Miller

Dear tao tao,

I think you should buy me a dang cheeseburger because of how many times I get choads coming up to me and asking what the shirt says and sticking their faces in my boobs. It's all for you tao tao, all for you.

Love Always,

KGM

Friday, July 04, 2008

it's supposed to feel like a french movie but it doesn't, i guess maybe in certain situations it does

i have two friends
i spend a lot of time with
they are both apathetic people
but they don't seem to mind
that i am
hyper emotional
they are extremely comforting
to me
very often

it is the best
when it is us three
that is when
i feel the best
jean luc godard once said
all you need
for a movie
is two boys
and one girl
i don't really like
being with anyone
other than my two friends
i really adore them
they both slap my face
an alarming amount
and sometimes
they buy me beer
when i am sad

mostly
i think we all hate
being alone all the time
so we are bonded in a way
im not sure really how it works
but i do know
i liked to be teased
and slapped
by boys
that i feel comfortable with
one of them
loves the same music as me
the other
loves the same authors
somehow that is enough
and i guess
they both remind me
of my retarded brother
a bit