Thursday, July 10, 2008

tutu

will someone please buy me a tutu? there are cheap ones but what i really want is a classical tutu in either the russian or spanish style in black, white, eggshell or dusty pink with no embroidery. red would be okay too i guess. i am a size 4. if you buy me a tutu i will beat you up, free of charge. or if you want, i could just tie you to a radiator.

*also*

congrats to shane jones, for being a grown up and also for getting his book published. i like shane and his work a lot. i hope many many many people buy his book.

4 comments:

Fran├žois Ravaillac said...

Are you honestly excited about the publication of Shane's book? Or are you pretending to not be jealous?

Kendra Grant Malone said...

frank that is a creepy question.

go away.

Kendra Grant Malone said...

wait- dont go. so will you buy me a tutu frank?

Fran├žois Ravaillac said...

I'd be honored.