We were in a field at night slow dancing next to a rusted old chevy in the moon light. Sam was very giant size and wearing a flannel plaid shirt like a lumber jack. I was wearing a white dress that was too big. I had my head pressed against his chest and he smelled burnt. Sam had no audible heart beat.
eat a dick
eat a baginer
sam: i am fine with that provided a certain level of sanitation is observed
and the baginrer has gum in it
me: that is where gum comes from
sam: i knew that
me: NO YOU DIDNT I FUCKING HATE YOU
sam: be nice or i will travel back in time and abort delores
with a rake
covered in nails
(kisses your toes)
you know my weakness . . .
sam: (straightens cuff links) you know you must behave if she is too survive
sam: (sips brandy)
me: yes sammy
sam: good now run along
sam: i had a dream and you were in it
i dont remember to what extent because the dream was long
and had very scary things iin it
there was a huge bumblebee with the head of a baby
and room of many curtains
me: no way
seriously i had a dream last night and you were in it
no way no way no way
how could i
you haven't seen me
me: i wasnt gonna tell you cause i was afraid it would be creepy
sam: its just true thats all
its not creepy
me: it was someone who i just "knew" was you
you know like in dreams you just "know" its someone
the idea of them
tjat happens with houses too
me: we danced by a chevy outside under moonlight
and you smelled burnt
sam: that is pretty
thats fucking awesome actually
me: and you were a huge giant
sam: holy shit i love this
me: and i laid my head on your chest and you had no heart beat
sam: HOLY FUCK
did you have your dream last night?
i found the pile of bones in the forest fomr which the other two were culled
it was a deer
the fur was still in a pile like a rug
and i found the jaw and the ribs and everything
which is good because i needed that for the novel
now that you've dreamed about me i am in you
you are poisoned
me: so are you my dear
god that is so wackey!
i cant believe we dreamed about eachother the same night
sam: that is strange
me: i am tempted to blog about my dream about you
sam: have you read any jung? i think we are part of the same unconscious
do it up
me: i think so too
sam: that shit is the good kind of surreal
include my bubmlebee baby
and thats a wrap
i want to write like a short paragraph on my dream
like a few sentances
and you write a few sentances on yours
im going to smoke brb
sam: i am the worm in zarathustra, in your ear
sam: thats why you dreamed about me
omg that ended in 'kkk' i feel bad
provided you dont recognized the symbology
me: shut up your face
me: (fondles your penis and says "shhh shhh baby, you'll wake up daddy")
you are vile
sam: like a spider under the trim in my bathroom
me: a spider with long eyelashes
sam: that would be a great show or movie
just me and my life but i have a girl spider friend
like charlottes web but sadistic
and depraved and sad
me: can the spider be named kendra?
me: will it be pretty?
a pretty spider?
sam: yes and it will have sticks for teeth that have matcheads
and it will walk over my face whiel i sleep to protect me
me: will you pet its bloated abdomen?
careful not to squish it?
sometimes i will press my finger into it so the abdomen expands and tears a little just so it knows i am supreme
me: sometimes she will bite you just a little in your sleep so you wake up with your foot swoolen so you know what you fuck with
sam: then i'll go "kendraaaa, you silly arachnid"
me: and i will make a dissonant noise that is not possible for you to hear that means "i love you"
i like that
then i bring a lady home and she "accidentally" kills her
then i go "kenndraaaa" then she blinks shyly and i smile and say "come on silly, let's cut theis body up and stick it in the fridge and rent a movie"