Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Thank You For Your Time

Janet was alone in the office. She sat very still at her desk.

For eight hours Janet sat still and did not move.

After eight hours Janet sent out an email to all of her coworkers that read as follows:

To Whom It May Concern,

I have not set the building on fire today. There are people scratching under the floorboards.

Minus fifteen points.

Thank you for your time.

Janet Church
Post Production Manager
Element Productions


Mike Young said...

Janet Reno.

Kendra Grant Malone said...

Janet Reno is a wild woman.