Friday, February 15, 2008

Banana Hat

Janet came to work two hours and thirty seven and a half minutes late today. "Good morning Janet," I said. Janet stared at me with a blank expression and made a face very quickly that looked like a blow fish inflating. A small amount of vomit dribbled from the corners of her mouth. Janet swallowed, and wiped her face on her coat sleeve, still staring at me. "Is the boss here today?" she asked.

"No."

"Good."

Janet took the banana I was eating and ate the remainder of it. She placed the peel on her head and sat at her desk.

2 comments:

Ryan Rader said...

this is the best title to anything i've ever seen, i think. i also enjoyed your ham sandwich story on robot melon. food is art.

-ryan

Kendra Grant Malone said...

thank you ryan.

i like food a lot. i eat it everyday, in fact.