Saturday, November 17, 2007

Ho Hum Just Some Things



Things I Have Never Done On a Date But Might Like To
hot air balloon ride
beat up bums
time travel
not put out
go to a pet store
commit fraud of some variety
travel out of the country
square dance
murder someone
take a nap instead of talking
kidnap a cripple nun and put her somewhere funny


Thing I Kind Of Want To Do Right Now But Won't Cause I'm Tired And Have A Little Cold
jump on the bed


Things I Had For Breakfast This Morning
chocolate chip pancakes
mango juice
lotsa coffee
cigarettes
eggs
blueberries
orange slices
the company of a pretty lesbian and a bisexual roommate


Things That Happened After Breakfast
heard pretty lesbian and bisexual roommate have sex
took a shower
pet kitty
pulled kitty's tail
pet kitty again


Things That I Am Wearing Right Now
red cotton underwear
black lace bra
levis jeans
black and white polka dotted tank top
pink see-through t-shirt with big black hearts hand screen printed on it
heather grey hoodie
red wool sweater with gold buttons, two of them missing
red scarf with purple, blue, and green flowers (around neck like cowboy)


People I Wish I Could See Right Now, But Can't, For a Multitude Of Reasons
dad
mom
ellen
juan pedro
james
brian
tennessee williams
ki-ki
tao
delores
lucky (RIP)
the last person i had sex with
livia
brandon
einstein


Things On My Lap Right Now
computer
kitty
red blanket with white vines and flowers
cell phone


Things I Might Do Tomorrow
go see a movie
eat a philly cheese steak sandwich
call brian
call mom
take a shower
do laundry
edit book
write love child story
smoke a lot of cigarettes
masturbate while watching pornography
pet kitty
count all my books
feel satisfied about how many books i have
drink myself to sleep


Things I Might Not Do Tomorrow
go skydiving
go flyfishing
read nostradomus predictions
take a shower
go for a run
anything
get out of bed at all

9 comments:

James said...

remember that day we didn't get out of bed at all (technically) and went relatively mad...nearly explosively so when we realized your house was in the black hole of MPLS pizza delivery

Daniel Bailey said...

This is a nice post. The strange thing is that it actually read kinda like a story to me.

James said...

outline maybe.

and of course, with more people writing stories with phrase formations traditionally found in outlines, one wonders if reading this as like that should be at all surprising

at least lately?

Daniel Bailey said...

Yeah. I felt kind of weird posting that comment because I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to be a story. I do like new forms though. Outlines can be pretty cool.

It almost seems like it would be harder to purposely write something like that as a story considering there are fewer models to go off of as there are for a more traditional story.

I think I was most surprised when I first looked at the post. I thought Kendra was writing verse.

Kendra Grant Malone said...

Jamesy,

get yer knowledge outta this town. this blog is only for the intellectually inferior types.

daniel,

thanks. im glad you liked it.

not verse. never verse. ick yuck pooey verse. verse is pee pee

karissa said...

i love making lists
and reading them

James said...

kendra secretly writes verse

she acts like she can hide.
she can't

JAWS said...

he he he...
kendra sure is swell.

i wish i could express exactly how my body hears/feels while reading kendra's lovely blog; like laughing heard by my ears combined with a giddy jump in my heart, heard by my stomach.

...somewhere, in between all the crap, there is the most beautiful symphony.

Kendra Grant Malone said...

jo-jo,

YOU OFFICIALLY HAVE WON THE AWARD FOR THE BEST COMMENT I HAVE EVER GOTTEN!!!!!!