Thursday, September 20, 2007

sex diary mega bucks

I have decided to begin editing my diaries from the last year or so into a book. People will read this book because it is perverted and sad, mostly comprised with failed love and sexual conquests, with a dash of painkiller addiction. I imagine it will take me at least 6 months to edit, because I have never really edited something, and it is over 200 pages long, single spaced.

My father is going to disown me.

I will keep you all updated.

8 comments:

James said...

well, i'm fucked.

Kendra Grant Malone said...

yes. yes you are.

James said...

actually, i am potentially excited to read about one of those first "times" over a year ago now including a neck tie and a simultaneous half-whispered discussion about the politic surrounding tony blair/have it read about

that will be good for the world i think

Kendra Grant Malone said...

oh my goodness.

well i suppose i need to get used to blushing when people mention my off kilter/odd sexual affairs, seeing that i intend to publish them.

get ready world. this might get weird.

James said...

remember that picture of you and i recreating lady & the tramp at the state fair with a footlong hot dog. include that as well somehow

jereme said...

When you say "painkiller addiction", do you mean a handful of vicodin a day or i just spent 2 grand last month on fentanyl, oxicontin and roxicodone and lost my job and my house foreclosed and my car repossesed kind of addiction?

If it is the latter we have a lot in common.

Kendra Grant Malone said...

it floated in between.

lucky for me my father is a dentist, so all that nonsense was never very hard to get my hands on.

hm, i get the feeling i should shut the fuck up now.

jereme, you seem like a special boy.

jereme said...

My third grade teacher taught our class to use the word "special" in lieu of a more damaging, demeaning word.

Some of her examples were:

This movie sucks!
This movie is special.

You are a retard.
You are special.

She was a fucking special idiot.

I'm tired of every one being terrorified into political correctness.

It is ok to call me horrible names. I won't mind.