Recently, the number of my blog hits have increased by 4 times in size. Who are you all? I have not made many new friends in New York. Why do you read this? You are all making me nervous. I am now afraid to post. What do you all want from me?
I mean, thank you for reading.
I mean, fuck, who are you?
Why are you reading me?
Okay, I'm being antagonistic. Sorry. No, really I'm sorry.
But really. WTF?